Obvious Russian Intelligence Agency device?

My two cents: it's a dunny! Take a spoonful of dung beetle, a whiff of bunny gene & a handful of doggie.

And to think that mankind can't create a bunny with long ears but this kind of creation isn't a problem. And what the fudge is going on with that stupid applepear? Who in Odins name was waiting for that? The mythical Eva - so she wouldn't be tempted by the tree anymore? Because she was disgusted by pears but madly addicted to apples?

Ahh... the universe again is playing tricks on us.